The Bartender
Bart Ender can be found in The Typical Tavern. Before starting the Typical Tavern Quest:
"Howdy, Adventurer!" says the jovial man behind the bar. "I'm Bart. Bart Ender." "Nice to meet ya, Bart. I'm <Player Name>," you say. "The Council says you need some help with something."
"Yup. We've got a bit of a rat problem, y'see. Whole cellar's just thick with 'em. I mean, sure, there are always rats down there -- rats are a crucial part of the fantasy tavern ecosystem. Our problem is that there are too many rats. I need you to figure out why there are so many of 'em, and put a stop to it somehow." he replies.
"So there are... rats... in the cellar... of the tavern," you sigh, "and I have to kill, what, like, ten of them?"
"This isn't a simple matter of 'kill ten rats,' buddy. You need to track 'em back to their source and put a stop to it, whatever it is. Here, lemme unlock the trap door for you. Careful. It's dark down there."
During the quest:
"Hey, if it isn't ol' Undine Eh. Had any luck finding the source of those rats? We're all counting on you!
"If you get thirsty, feel free to order a drink."
Upon completing the quest:
"Rat faucet got left on, eh? That was probably Luanne. She was always doin' ditzy stuff like that. Right unfriendly to the customers, too. That's why I fired her and divorced her.
"Anyhow, thanks for your help, <Player Name>. Here -- by way of thanks, have a few drinks on the house!"
![]() | You acquire 3 flagons of Typical Tavern swill |
After the quest:
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What'll it be, <Player Name>? |
Items for Sale: | |||
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Item: (click for description) | Price: | ||
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day-old beer | 25 Meat | |
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plain old beer | 50 Meat | |
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overpriced "imported" beer | 100 Meat |
References
- The first implementation (up to October 2005) of the Typical Tavern Quest required merely collecting ten rat whiskers.