Plain old beer

plain old beer

This can of beer is cold, but it's domestic. Sort of like your wife, am I right?

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze (crappy)
Potency: 1
Selling Price: 10 Meat.

(In-game plural: cans of plain old beer)

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Item number: 4739
Description ID: 358862487
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Obtained From

Stores

The Typical Tavern (50 Meat)

The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (30 Meat)

When Consumed

You pop the top and drink the beer. It's like making love in a canoe -- it'd be perfectly pleasant if only your ass wasn't all wet.

You gain 1 Adventure.

You gain 1 Drunkenness.

Uses

• Paint A Vulgar Pitcher

References

• The message about "making love in a canoe" is a twist on the Monty Python joke "American beer is like making love in a canoe: it's fucking close to water".

History

• Sometime between May 2, 2013 and November 29, 2013, this item became a Cocktailcrafting ingredient.

Collection

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