Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher
The Smith was a real man, and real men don't faff about with pints and cans -- they drink their beer a pitcher at a time. And they never, ever stop swearing.
Type: booze (EPIC)
Potency: 2
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
(In-game plural: Paint Vulgar Pitchers)
Recipe
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plain old beer | handful of Smithereens |
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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | |
When Consumed
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| You throw back the pitcher of beer in a single giant gulp. Then you spend 3 or 4 minutes simultaneously belching and cursing. | ||
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| You gain 2 Drunkenness. |
Notes
- Rather than the standard crafting text, this item gives a unique message when crafted:
- You plop the Smithereens into an empty pitcher and pour a can of beer over it. A frothy head forms as a chemical reaction takes place, filling the pitcher to the brim.
References
- A reference to the song "Paint a Vulgar Picture" by The Smiths.
Collection
- 🥇: G1R (#1630943) - 2,612
- 🥈: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 925
- 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 886
- #4: Painterguy (#2583941) - 266
- #5: Lord Stefano (#536624), SisterCoyote (#2241352) - 152
- #7: gross dude (#2433835) - 144
- #8: whizdad (#443313) - 122
- #9: Wheremydemonslie (#2555360) - 117
- #10: DosBoot (#115656) - 100
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