The Bartender

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Bart Ender can be found in The Typical Tavern.

"Howdy, Adventurer!" says the jovial man behind the bar. "I'm Bart. Bart Ender." "Nice to meet ya, Bart. I'm <Player Name>," you say. "The Council says you need some help with something."

"Yup. We've got a bit of a rat problem, y'see. Whole cellar's just thick with 'em. I mean, sure, there are always rats down there -- rats are a crucial part of the fantasy tavern ecosystem. Our problem is that there are too many rats. I need you to figure out why there are so many of 'em, and put a stop to it somehow." he replies.

"So there are... rats... in the cellar... of the tavern," you sigh, "and I have to kill, what, like, ten of them?"

"This isn't a simple matter of 'kill ten rats,' buddy. You need to track 'em back to their source and put a stop to it, whatever it is. Here, lemme unlock the trap door for you. Careful. It's dark down there."

  • During the quest:

"Hey, if it isn't ol' <player name>. Had any luck finding the source of those rats? We're all counting on you!

"If you get thirsty, feel free to order a drink."

(selecting "order a drink" leads to the shop interface below)

  • Upon completing the quest:

"Rat faucet got left on, eh? That was probably Luanne. She was always doin' ditzy stuff like that. Right unfriendly to the customers, too. That's why I fired her and divorced her.

"Anyhow, thanks for your help, <Player Name>. Here -- by way of thanks, have a few drinks on the house!"

You acquire 3 flagons of Typical Tavern swill
or, if you are currently enrolled in KOLHS,

"Rat faucet got left on, eh? That was probably Luanne. She was always doin' ditzy stuff like that. Right unfriendly to the customers, too. That's why I fired her and divorced her." Bart looks you up and down, suspiciously. "Say, I was going to give you some free booze as thanks for gettin' the job done, but I don't think you're old enough to be drinkin'. You got any I.D.?"

"Any idea about what?" you ask, innocently. "Oh, you mean I.D.? Uh, would you take my student I.D.?"

"You're still in high school? Fer cryin' out loud, are you tryin' to get me shut down?" Bart stops and mops his forehead with a rag. "Look, you're a decent sort, and you did help me out, so I'll give you some of the stuff I keep behind the bar for designated drivers.

He hands you a couple of frosty mugs. "Just don't tell anyone I almost served you booze, and don't tell anyone that I served you something that wasn't booze, okay? Okay."

You acquire 3 bottles of root beer
  • After the quest:

"Hey, <Player Name>! Welcome back!

Thanks again for taking care of that rat problem. I'll tell you, though, ever since I fired Luanne, it's all I can do to keep this place running, much less keep it clean. If you ever wanna earn some extra Meat, I can always use help bussing tables, and mopping, and emptying spittoons and whatnot. Whaddya say?"

Sure, I'll help out. (5 Adventures)

You help Bart for a while. It's hard work, but with a little elbow grease, you manage to make the Tavern slightly less filthy. For your efforts, Bart thanks you and gives you a percentage of the day's tips.

You gain some Meat.

Sometimes, instead:

You help out at the Tavern for a while. Near the end of your shift, Bart stops you and says "Hey kid, do you know anything about another bar that opened up around here lately? This guy came in the other day, and was whispering all kinds of crazy nonsense. 'my <???>' he said. Kept going on and on about 'my <???>' Craziness. When I told him I didn't know what he was talkin' about, he said 'Oops, this must be the wrong bar.' You know anything about that? No? Oh well."

You gain some Meat.
"Hooray!" you exclaim. "The war widows of Seaside Town will put this to great use!"
Nah, I'm just here to drink.
What'll it be, <Player Name>?
Items for Sale:
Item: (click for description) Price:
day-old beer 25 Meat
plain old beer 50 Meat
overpriced "imported" beer 100 Meat

Notes

  • The amount of meat rewarded for helping Bart (5 turns) is approximately 250, adjusted by your Meat from Monsters modifiers.
  • The blue text can appear if you are in a Clan with A Speakeasy, and is the first part of the password to unlock Bee's Knees.
  • You can help out at the bar while falling down drunk.
  • If your familiar increases meat drops, its name will be added to the message:
You help Bart for a while. It's hard work, but with a little elbow grease, (and a little help from <familiar name>) you manage to make the Tavern slightly less filthy. For your efforts, Bart thanks you and gives you a percentage of the day's tips.
"Hi there, Bart."
"Gruhhhhh," he replies, continuing to polish that skull.
"You need any help around the tavern or anything?"
"Gruhhhhh."
"No, I guess not. Um, I don't suppose you have anything for sale? Do you remember how that works? Selling things?"
"Gruhhhhh."
"Never mind," you sigh.
  • In a KOLHS run, Bart will decline to sell you drinks with the message
Bart takes another look at you, and then points at the door.
"Sorry kid, no booze for High School Kids."

History

References

  • If you wonder where Bart got his name, try saying it out loud a few times.
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