The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts
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The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts is the guild for Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves and is located on the Wrong Side of the Tracks in Seaside Town. Here guild members can learn new skills and buy useful items.
Initiation

Shifty, the Thief Chief
Shifty decides whether or not you may enter the guild by giving you tasks and judging your ability to complete them. Upon completion of the first three tasks, you are elegible for training by Lefty. Upon completion of the fourth task, you are permitted to purchase items from The Shadowy Store.
- The first task is...
- The second task is...
- The third task is...
- The forth task is...
Trainer

Lefty the Trainer
Lefty teaches Disco Bandit Skills and Accordion Thief Skills for a fee of 1,000 meat per skill level.
Shop

The Shadowy Store
Moxie-based characters who have passed the fourth guild task may buy wares here to aid them in any and all shadowy activities they might choose to pursue.
Items Sold
ye olde golde frontes: 1,500 Meat
bejeweled accordion strap: 2,000 Meat
moxie magnet: 3,000 Meat