The Fast and the Furry-ous
You walk into a room and your nose crinkles at the overwhelming scent of musty upholstery. You look around and see giant posters on the walls featuring anthropomorphic animals striking curious poses. The closet is full of fursuits with various flaps in them for various purposes you don't want to think too hard about. This must be the furry giant's room, and you're really glad that you don't have an ultraviolet light on you.
You figure you should get out of here before your skin crawls right off your body, but there's a shelf of figurines that are about your size, and your morbid curiosity compels you to check them out.
| Crawl Through the Heating Duct |
| Check out the Furry's Figurine Collection |
You crawl up onto the figurine shelf and check out the furry giant's weird collection. You've never seen such an unsettling assemblage of thong underwear, spherical bosoms, and cat fur in your life. You're relieved to find that you don't find a single statue in the macabre collection even remotely attractive. Whew!
| You gain ?-218-? Smarm. |
| Leave Through a Mousehole |
