The Fighters of Fighting/Thorny Toad
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VS | Thorny Toad
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| Head Kick | Groin Kick | Leg Sweep | Throat Punch | Gut Punch | Knee Punch | |
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| Thorny→ Player ↓ |
Thorny hops into the air, his webbed feet inches from your skull, his powerful leg muscles poised to deliver a vicious kick to the head. | Thorny's powerful leg muscles bunch as his eyes roam up and down your body, looking for a place to kick. Fantastic. . . looks like he's going for the groin. | Thorny says, "if a man can't stand, he can't fight croak croak!" and crouches to try and sweep your legs. | He says, "Thorny make you croak, croak croak!" and launches a fist at your throat. | Thorny balls up one webbed-fingered fist and aims it square at your gut. | Thorny says, "Thorny have joke! How deep is water in Thorny's swamp? Knee-deep! Knee-deep!" and aims a punch at your knee. |
| Head Kick | Before Thorny's kick can land, you deliver a vicious head-kick of your own. Thorny collapses on the ground and starts thrashing. "Wow, you really hurt him!" someone in the crowd shouts. "What'd you do that for?" You blush as a chorus of boos descends from the bleachers. | Thorny ducks under your head kick and explodes upward, planting a heel square in the place you least want a heel to go. | Thorny slides under your head kick and sweeps both legs out from under you. There's a frog leg joke in their somewhere, I'm sure of it. | You shout, "this is for that terrible croaking joke, you bloke!" and kick Thorny upside his punny head. | You slap Thorny's fist away from your bread basket, and away from your stomach, too. Then you put down the basket and kick Thorny right in the head. He staggers, but stays upright, and the crowd seems less than impressed. | Thorny dodges your head kick and punches you square in the kneecap. You're not sure which of you it hurts worse, but it certainly hurts you plenty. |
| Groin Kick | Thorny ducks under your head kick and explodes upward, planting a heel square in the place you least want a heel to go. | Thorny ducks under your groin kick and explodes upward, planting a heel square in the place you least want a heel to go. | "Right," you say, "and if a man's kicked in the crotch hard enough, he can't reproduce." You hop over Thorny's leg sweep and kick him right in the junk. The crowd winces sympathetically -- that's not the way to get them on your side, apparently. | Your groin kick hits Thorny square in the tongue. While you're busy goggling at the giant fuchsia turkeys, he punches you square in the windpipe. | You dodge Thorny's gut punch and kick him square in the swampy bits. | "That's a terrible joke," you say, "how about this one? What's a frog's favorite pickup line? 'Hey, baby, can I bayou a drink?'" Thorny chuckles, but stops when you kick him right in the swampy bits. Sporadic applause breaks out in the crowd, and someone shouts, "Freebird!" |
| Leg Sweep | Thorny easily hops over your leg sweep and gives you a face full of swamp-flavored webbed foot. Yick! | You sweep Thorny's legs out from under him. The crowd boos as he hits the dust; dude, leg sweeps are totally a cheap way to win. | Thorny slides under your leg sweep and sweeps both legs out from under you. There's a frog leg joke in their somewhere, I'm sure of it. | You kick Thorny's legs out from under him, not even deigning to acknowledge his lame joke. Thorny hops back up pretty quickly, though, and you only get a few sparse cheers from the crowd. | Thorny's hopping too fast for your leg sweep to land, but he's not so busy that he can't take time to bury his fist in your solar plexus. | You retort, "how lame are Thorny's jokes? This lame!" and knock Thorny's legs out from under him. |
| Throat Punch | Thorny's kick sails past your head as your fist slams into his throat. He collapses, croaking weakly. Either you really hit hard, or he's just swearing at you in his native tongue. Either way, the crowd goes wild. | You sidestep Thorny's webbed foot and punch him in the throat. Thorny grabs his neck and croaks, but he does that a lot, so you're not sure how bad you hurt him. The crowd murmurs appreciatively. | Thorny slides under your throat punch and sweeps both legs out from under you. There's a frog leg joke in their somewhere, I'm sure of it. | You slap Thorny's fist away and punch him in the throat instead. The crowd starts to boo. "But he was about to do exactly the same thing to me!" you shout, but they're still pissed at you. | Thorny's hopping too fast for your throat punch to land, but he's not so busy that he can't take time to bury his fist in your solar plexus. | Thorny dodges your throat punch and punches you square in the kneecap. You're not sure which of you it hurts worse, but it certainly hurts you plenty. |
| Gut Punch | Thorny easily hops over your gut punch and gives you a face full of swamp-flavored webbed foot. Yick! | You cover your delicate bits with one hand and bury the other fist in Thorny's scrawny gut. He doubles over, frantically licking himself to psyche back up, while the crowd shouts your name. | "Yeah," you say, "but if a frog can't breathe, he can't croak!" You hop over Thorny's leg sweep and punch him right in his scrawny stomach. The crowd goes meh. | Your gut punch hits Thorny square in the tongue. While you're busy goggling at the giant fuchsia turkeys, he punches you square in the windpipe. | Thorny's hopping too fast for your gut punch to land, but he's not so busy that he can't take time to bury his fist in your solar plexus. | "I have a gut feeling that that was a terrible joke," you say, and punch Thorny in the gut. He doubles over, but the crowd boos your quip. |
| Knee Punch | You throw your hands in the air, but instead of waving them like you just don't care, you use one to punch Thorny in the knee. The crowd applauds politely as Thorny lands on his good leg and glares at you. | Thorny ducks under your knee punch and explodes upward, planting a heel square in the place you least want a heel to go. | You hop over Thorny's leg sweep, savoring the irony. Then you follow up the irony with a sweet taste of victory, as you thump him right in the kneecap. The crowd goes wild, and so do the girls! | Your knee punch hits Thorny square in the tongue. While you're busy goggling at the giant fuchsia turkeys, he punches you square in the windpipe. | You dodge Thorny's gut punch and crack him one right on the kneecap. He falls down, grabs his knee, and starts crying. The crowd boos you, apparently because you're fighting too hard in a fighting game. | Thorny dodges your knee punch and punches you square in the kneecap. You're not sure which of you it hurts worse, but it certainly hurts you plenty. |
