The Haunted Kitchen

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The Haunted Kitchen

The Haunted Kitchen is located in Spookyraven Manor, an area that takes the place of The Haunted Pantry on the Right Side of the Tracks. Primary stat of 5 is needed to enter. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

As you reach for the door to the Haunted Kitchen, you hear a ghostly moaning coming from the other side. You once saw a bumper sticker that said "If the kitchen's a moanin', don't be a-goin' in," and you decide that you should maybe heed that advice until you get a little tougher.

(You must have at least 5 $Stat to adventure here.)

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demonic icebox -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: accidental cider, ancient frozen dinner, dire fudgesicle, leftovers of indeterminate origin, ancient meat, hand greneggp Meat Drop: 4-6 Monster Level: 21 • Substat Gain: 5.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 31 Monster Defense: 19 Hit Points: 21 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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paper towelgeist -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: cardboard katana, paper towelb Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 21 • Substat Gain: 5.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 31 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 22 Initiative: 30 Elemental Alignment: None

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possessed silverware drawer -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: antique packet of ketchup, corn holder, eggbeater; shiny butcherknife (when Running Away) Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 22 • Substat Gain: 5.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 32 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 22 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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skullery maid -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of popskull, dishrag, Skullery Maid's Kneem Meat Drop: 4-6 Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 20 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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zombie chef -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: bottle of cooking sherry, chef's hat, fricasseed brains, stale baguette, zombie hollandaisem Meat Drop: 6-8 Monster Level: 22 • Substat Gain: 5.5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 32 Monster Defense: 19 Hit Points: 20 Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

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Nicebox
	Item Drops: ancient frozen dinner, brains casserole, leftovers of indeterminate origin Meat Drops: 0 Substat Gain: 0

• This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.