The Hobo Marketplace Table

The purpose of this table is to make The Hobo Marketplace a little easier to navigate.

Food Court
Food			Booze			Muggers
Shake	Salad	Weasel	Stout	Squeezins	Gin	(Fight)

Shopping

Clothes

Housewares

Driftwood Guy

Hats

Pants

Accessories

Tools

Combat

Entertainment

Crap

Fedora

Top-Hat

Wide-Brimmed

Leggings

Dungarees

Suit-Pants

Soft Shoes

Stogie

Soap Rope

Hubcap

Caltrop

Six-Pack

(Fight)

Music

Pets Monkey

Showgirls (Fight)

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Health
Trepandation	Tanning Salon		Self-Improvement
Trepandation (effect)	Bronze Glow	White Pallor	Educational Films		YMHA		Body Modifications
-	-	-	Educated (Kinda)	Educated (Sorta)	The Sweats	It Didn't Kill You	Tattoos	Piercings (Fight)	Get Hooked Up

Notes

• Big Merv's Protein Shakes - You gain 68-72 Adventures. You gain 246-301 Beefiness. (You gain 5 Fullness.)
• Suddenly Salad! - You gain 60-80 Adventures. You gain 287-396 Wizardliness. (You gain 5 Fullness.)
• Sizzling Weasel On a Stick - You gain 64-68 Adventures. You gain 239 Smarm. (You gain 5 Fullness.)
• Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stout - You gain 5 Drunkenness. You gain 40-58 Adventures. You gain 533-960 Strongness.
• Mad Jack's Corn Squeezery - You gain 5 Drunkenness. You gain 40-58 Adventures. You gain 614-966 Enchantedness.
• Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Mill - You gain 40-52 Adventures. You gain 600-879 Sarcasm. You gain 5 Drunkenness.
• Fedora - Type: hat. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 250 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +10 to Familiar Weight. Muscle +5%
• Top-Hat - Type: hat. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 150 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Maximum HP +500. Muscle +5%
• Wide-Brimmed - Type: hat. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 200 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Regenerate 15-20 HP and MP per adventure. Mysticality +5%
• Leggings - Type: pants. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 200 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Combat Initiative +40%. Moxie +5%
• Dungarees - Type: pants. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 150 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Maximum MP +500. Mysticality +5%
• Suit-Pants - Type: pants. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 250 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +40 to Monster Level. Moxie +5%
• Soft Shoes - Type: accessory. Mysticality Required: 200. Selling Price: 250 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +30% Item Drops from Hobos
• Stogie - Type: accessory. Mysticality Required: 200. Selling Price: 200 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +100% Physical Damage against Hobos
• Soap Rope - Type: accessory. Mysticality Required: 200. Selling Price: 150 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +100% Spell Damage against Hobos
• Hubcap - Type: combat item. 463 damage.
• Caltrop - Type: combat item. ???.
• Six-Pack - Type: combat item. 7881 damage?
• Monkey - Familiar. Ability: Leprechaun + meat steal
• Crap - 3 valuable trinkets
• Trepandation (effect) - Increases spell damage. You lose 30-48 Mana Points (after every combat round).
• Bronze Glow - +50% Moxie
• White Pallor - +50% Mysticality
• Educated (Kinda) - Superhuman Spooky Resistance
• Educated (Sorta) - Superhuman Sleaze Resistance
• The Sweats - Superhuman Stench Resistance
• It Didn't Kill You - Muscle +50%
• Tattoos - Unlocked a new tattoo, or upgrade a current tattoo
• Get Hooked Up - You gain ALL Mana Points. Restores 10-15 MP for each of the first five rounds during combat. -100% Moxie