The Hobo Marketplace Table
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The purpose of this table is to make The Hobo Marketplace a little easier to navigate.
| Food Court | Food | Big Merv's Protein Shakes | Buy a shake (20 hobo nickels) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Suddenly Salad! | Buy a salad (20) | ||
| Sizzling Weasel On a Stick | Buy a weasel (20) | ||
| Booze | Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Mill | Buy some gin (20) | |
| Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stout | Try the stout (20) | ||
| Mad Jack's Corn Squeezery | Buy some corn squeezin's (20) | ||
| Muggers | gang of hobo muggers | (Fight) |
| Shopping | Garment District | Hats | crumpled felt fedora (250) | - |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| battered old top-hat (150) | - | |||
| shapeless wide-brimmed hat (200) | - | |||
| Pants | mostly rat-hide leggings (200) | - | ||
| hobo dungarees (150) | - | |||
| old patched suit-pants (250) | - | |||
| Accessories | old soft shoes (250) | - | ||
| hobo stogie (200) | - | |||
| rope with some soap on it (150) | - | |||
| Housewares | Tools | sharpened hubcap (10) | - | |
| very large caltrop (10) | - | |||
| The Six-Pack of Pain (10) | - | |||
| Combat | Gang of hobo muggers | (Fight) | ||
| Entertainment | Music | sealskin drum (99) | ||
| washboard shield (99) | ||||
| spaghetti-box banjo (99) | ||||
| marinara jug (99) | ||||
| makeshift castanets (99) | ||||
| left-handed melodica (99) | ||||
| dinged-up triangle | ||||
| Pets | Monkey | |||
| Pets | ||||
| Pets | ||||
| Showgirls | (Fight) | |||
| Driftwood Animals | 3 valuable trinkets (10) | - | - |
| Health | Trepandation | Trepandation (20 Adventures) | - |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tanning Salon | Healthy Bronze Glow (20 Adventures) | - | |
| Chalky White Pallor(20 Adventures) | - | ||
| Self-Improvement | Educational Films | Educated (Kinda) (20 Adventures) | |
| Educated (Sorta) (20 Adventures) | |||
| YMHA | The Sweats (20 Adventures) | ||
| It Didn't Kill You (20 Adventures) | |||
| Body Modifications | Tattoos | ||
| Piercings (Fight) | |||
| Hooked Up (20 Adventures) full MP |
Notes
| Big Merv's Protein Shakes | You gain 68-72 Adventures. You gain 246-301 Beefiness. (You gain 5 Fullness.) |
| Suddenly Salad! | You gain 60-80 Adventures. You gain 287-396 Wizardliness. (You gain 5 Fullness.) |
| Sizzling Weasel On a Stick | You gain 64-68 Adventures. You gain 239 Smarm. (You gain 5 Fullness.) |
| Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stout | You gain 40-58 Adventures. You gain 533-960 Strongness. (You gain 5 Drunkenness.) |
| Mad Jack's Corn Squeezery | You gain 40-58 Adventures. You gain 614-966 Enchantedness. (You gain 5 Drunkenness.) |
| Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Mill | You gain 40-52 Adventures. You gain 600-879 Sarcasm. (You gain 5 Drunkenness.) |
| Fedora | Type: hat. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 250 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +10 to Familiar Weight. Muscle +5% |
| Top-Hat | Type: hat. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 150 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Maximum HP +500. Muscle +5% |
| Wide-Brimmed | Type: hat. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 200 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Regenerate 15-20 HP and MP per adventure. Mysticality +5% |
| Leggings | Type: pants. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 200 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Combat Initiative +40%. Moxie +5% |
| Dungarees | Type: pants. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 150 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Maximum MP +500. Mysticality +5% |
| Suit-Pants | Type: pants. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 250 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +40 to Monster Level. Moxie +5% |
| Soft Shoes | Type: accessory. Mysticality Required: 200. Selling Price: 250 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +30% Item Drops from Hobos |
| Stogie | Type: accessory. Mysticality Required: 200. Selling Price: 200 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +100% Physical Damage against Hobos |
| Soap Rope | Type: accessory. Mysticality Required: 200. Selling Price: 150 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +100% Spell Damage against Hobos |
| Hubcap | Type: combat item. 463 damage. |
| Caltrop | Type: combat item. ???. |
| Six-Pack | Type: combat item. 7881 damage? |
| Monkey | Familiar. Ability: Leprechaun + meat steal |
| Crap | 3 valuable trinkets |
| Trepandation (effect) | Increases spell damage. You lose 30-48 Mana Points (after every combat round). |
| Bronze Glow | +50% Moxie |
| White Pallor | +50% Mysticality |
| Educated (Kinda) | Superhuman Spooky Resistance |
| Educated (Sorta) | Superhuman Sleaze Resistance |
| The Sweats | Superhuman Stench Resistance |
| It Didn't Kill You | Muscle +50% |
| Tattoos | Unlocked a new tattoo, or upgrade a current tattoo |
| Get Hooked Up | You gain ALL Mana Points. Restores 10-15 MP for each of the first five rounds during combat. -100% Moxie |
