The Lighthouse Keeper

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The Lighthouse Keeper

The Lighthouse Keeper is located in The Lighthouse area of the wartime Mysterious Island of Mystery. He will ask for help Recovering his Gunpowder. If his gunpowder was recovered during the war, barrels of gunpowder may be traded to him for big booms, bumpty-bump.

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• During the war, dressed as a Frat Warrior or War Hippy:

"Finally, some help, bumpty-bumpty-bump! Here I was, just minding my own business, trying to make the big boom, big boom, bumpty-bump, when all of a sudden war breaks out! War, bumpty-bumpty-bump! Those pirates, they went away, but on the way out of the cove they sank the ship that was bringing me my gunpowder! I need it! I need it for the big big boom, bumpty-bump!

Anyway, I tried going down to Sonofa Beach to see if any of it washed up, bumpty-bump, but those lobsterfrogmen down there are too tough for me to handle.

You -- you go get it for me, bumpty-bumpty-bump? 5 barrels, at least."

• During the war, but not wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues or War Hippy Fatigues:

"Sorry, but I don't have time to mess around with you right now. I'm waiting for the soldiers to come and help me, bumpty-bumpty-bump."

• After the war:

"Big boom, bumpty-bumpty-bump. Big big boom! Bring me some gunpowder, and I'll make it for you! Big boom for you, bumpty-bump!"

• After the war, with barrels of gunpowder in your inventory:

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You acquire some big booms, bumpty-bump