The Lighthouse Keeper
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The Lighthouse Keeper is located in The Lighthouse area of the wartime Mysterious Island of Mystery. He will ask for help Recovering his Gunpowder. If his gunpowder was recovered during the war, barrels of gunpowder may be traded to him for big booms, bumpty-bump.
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- During the war, dressed as a Frat Warrior or War Hippy:
- "Finally, some help, bumpty-bumpty-bump! Here I was, just minding my own business, trying to make the big boom, big boom, bumpty-bump, when all of a sudden war breaks out! War, bumpty-bumpty-bump! Those pirates, they went away, but on the way out of the cove they sank the ship that was bringing me my gunpowder! I need it! I need it for the big big boom, bumpty-bump!
- Anyway, I tried going down to Sonofa Beach to see if any of it washed up, bumpty-bump, but those lobsterfrogmen down there are too tough for me to handle.
- You -- you go get it for me, bumpty-bumpty-bump? 5 barrels, at least."
- During the war, but not wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues or War Hippy Fatigues:
- "Sorry, but I don't have time to mess around with you right now. I'm waiting for the soldiers to come and help me, bumpty-bumpty-bump."
- During the war, with at least 5 barrels of gunpowder in your inventory and wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues:
- "My gunpowder! Big boom! Big big boom! Thank you, bumpty-bumpty-bump! Bumpty-bump!"
- He gazes at you thoughtfully for a few seconds, then a smile lights up his face and he says "My life... er... my bombs for you. My bombs for you, bumpty-bumpty-bump!"
- He then disappears into the lighthouse.
- Following the receipt of 5 barrels of gunpowder and wearing War Hippy Fatigues:
- "I took most of the bombs over to your camp, bumpty-bumpty-bump, but there are a few left over. Big boom! Big boom!
- You acquire an item: patchouli oil bomb
- You acquire 2 exploding hackensacks
- Following the receipt of 5 barrels of gunpowder and wearing Frat Warrior Fatigues:
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- After the war, without any barrels of gunpowder:
- "Big boom, bumpty-bumpty-bump. Big big boom! Bring me some gunpowder, and I'll make it for you! Big boom for you, bumpty-bump!"
- After the war, with barrels of gunpowder in your inventory:
- The Lighthouse Keeper's eyes light up as he sees your gunpowder.
- "Big boom! Big big boom! Give me those, bumpty-bump, and I'll make you the big boom!" He takes the gunpowder into a back room, and returns with an armload of big bombs.
 | You acquire some big booms, bumpty-bump |
References
- The lighthouse keeper is a reference to The Trashcan Man from Stephen King's The Stand. The image resembles the character as played by Matt Frewer in the film adaptation.
