The Naughty Scorcheress

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The Naughty Scorcheress
Monster ID 2220
Locations The Naughty Sorceress' Tower
Hit Points 400
Attack 190
Defense 171
Initiative
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops None
Manuel Entry
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The Naughty Scorcheress You're fighting The The Naughty Scorcheress

You burst into the final room in the Naughty Scorcheress' lair. There, sitting on a huge black throne on a huge black dais, is the Sorceress Herself. I mean Scorcheress.

"Sorceress," she says with a scowl. "I'm not interested in your silly thematic nicknames." So I guess that's me told.

"I don't know what your evil plan is, and I don't care!" you yell. "Stop... making everything be on fire!"

"Don't be ridiculous, that wasn't my fault," she says, rolling her eyes. "My niece was just having a gender reveal party for her new baby, and I was helping out with the pyrotechnics."

"So... it was, in fact, your fault."

"Look, accidents happen. I don't feel the slightest bit obligated to take responsibility."

"God, you're the worst."

Hit Message(s):

She conjures up an army of naughty little fire imps, who proceed to impress, impale, and incinerate you.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

She tries to rend the very fabric of reality, but succeeds only in ripping her dress.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: Instant Karma (100% chance if player is at level 13; otherwise, 0% chance chance)*
You acquire an item: Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette (100% chance)*

Occurs at The Sorceress' Chamber in a Wildfire run.