The Naughty Wolferess

The Naughty Wolferess
Monster ID	2446
Locations	The Naughty Sorceress' Tower
Hit Points	1000
Attack	300
Defense	300
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	horror
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette, Instant Karma (if level 13)
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Naughty Wolferess

The Naughty Sorceress shrieks and covers her face with her arms, which start growing thick brown hair. Her (already long) fingernails sharpen and harden into claws, and she lowers her hands to reveal -- gasp -- a sexy werewolf lady!

Va-va-va-voom! You howl with excitement, and perform the traditional wolf-whistle. Your eyes pop out of your skull like telescopes, your jaw hits the floor, and your tongue rolls out of it like they're rolling out the red carpet. *Yes, this happens even if you aren't normally into hot wolf ladies. Blame the beast form if you want, whatever. You gotta play along for the gag to work.

The Naughty Sorceress takes advantage of this distraction to crush your skull with a huge mallet. Fortunately, the temporarily elastic nature of your head prevents any damage, and it only shakes you out of your infatuated state.

Hit Message(s):

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Critical Hit Message:

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Miss Message(s):

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Fumble Message:

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After Combat

You gain Meat

You acquire... something. (% chance)*[[Data:]]

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Occurs at The Sorceress' Chamber.