The Obligatory Pirate's Cove/Retired

Retired Adventures

This area underwent a major revision on December 3rd, 2007.

A Close Shave
	Substat Gain: 11 Cheek Note: Lose 5 HP

Bring on the Snazz
	Substat Gain: 12 Cheek

The Ivory Crow's Nest
	Substat Gain: 14 Cheek Note: Lose 10 HP

Out, Brief Candle
	Item Drops: skeleton bone, skeleton bone, skeleton bone

Shabby
	Substat Gain: 10 Cheek

The Shape of Things to Come
	Meat Drops: 100

Some Pirates are Hippies
	Meat Drops: 60

Squeak!
	Meat Drops: 80

Squeaky Clean
	Substat Gain: 11 Cheek

When You're Bored You're Boring
	Substat Gain: 10 Cheek

Zest!
	Item Drops: spices, spices, spices

Taking a Souvenarrrr
	Item Drops: pirate shirt Note: Only occurs with the Torso Awaregness skill.

Gotta Lay Off the Sauce
	Substat Gain: 300 Cheek Note: You gain 2 Drunkenness. Note: A one-time adventure.

The Three Arrrs
	Item Drops: abridged dictionary Note: A one-time adventure. Note: Does not occur until you have been given the Orc Chasm Quest by the Council. Note: Does not occur until you have received the Gotta Lay Off the Sauce adventure (except Teetotaler and Oxygenarian paths).

Mind Your Business
	Note: Gives 10 turns of Third Eye Blind. Note: Bad Moon only.