Gotta Lay Off the Sauce

Gotta Lay Off the Sauce

Underneath the boardwalk, you encounter a saucy pirate.

"Hey, schwabbie," he slurs. "You want summata drink?"

Never one to pass up free booze, you have a few tales and swap a few shots. Er, the other way around.

You gain 300 Sarcasm.

You gain 2 Drunkenness.

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Occurred at The Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise).

Notes

• You cannot encounter this adventure if you are on the Teetotaler or Oxygenarian path.
• Before NS13, this adventure gave 15 substat, instead of 300.
• Occurs once (and only once).