The Table
The kitchen table. The gathering place for families, the groaning board upon which nourishment is laid, the flat surface upon which the day's worries (and the mail) is laid. A powerful symbolic entity for the Pretentious Artist. It's also the place where he eats his breakfast.
| See what you've made so far |
You look at your kitchen table to survey what you have accomplished so far:
You've haven't managed to make any breakfast foods at all! At this rate, it's going to take you all day just to make a single meal.
You sit down at the table, but something just doesn't seem right. The aesthetics of the meal are incomplete; you could no sooner eat this now than you could put a moustache on the Mona Lisa.
| Eat your breakfast |
You don't yet have a full breakfast to eat. Breakfast is an art, and art takes time. Lots of time.
- Occurs in The Pretentious Artist's Obsession
Notes
- This encounter doesn't use any energy.
