The Terrible Pinch
| The Terrible Pinch | |
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| Monster ID | 1134 |
| Locations | The Maelstrom of Lovers |
| Hit Points | 1000 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 135 |
| No-Hit | 160 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, legs, torso |
| Drops | lecherous stone |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting The Terrible PinchIn the Maelstrom of Lovers, all lover-wraiths flinch,
When they're blown past this demon, the Terrible Pinch.
For the Pinch is tormented by lust that's gone sour,
He's loveless and cranky and nasty and dour!
So he shakes his Pinch fist and he stomps and he shouts:
"They're in a wind tunnel, but still their love sprouts!
"They love without bodies! They love without danglers!
"They love without snoobles, vim-varmies, and banglers!"
He snorts and he shakes with contempt for them all
(Perhaps something of his is two sizes too small).
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A tiny imp swarm clouds the air by the Pinch,
And he grabs an imp that's 'bout the size of a finch,
Saying, "imp! now protect me! Attack most imperiously!
"When you're done, heal me! Go do it, now! Seriously!"
The swarm of imps swarms you and bites all your parts!
They bite legs, arms, head, neck, and knees! It really smarts!
