Tropical Crimbo pressie

tropical Crimbo pressie

   This is a traditional Crimbo pressie, only it's wrapped in festive tropical paper. You know, stuff like pineapples with Uncle Crimbo hats on, dancing around ornament-bedecked palm trees, while mosquitoes in elf hats spread peace, joy, and malaria to the natives.

   Type: usable
   Cannot be traded
   Cannot be discarded