Uncle Crimborg's Hive

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Uncle Crimborg, Mind of the Crimborg

I am the beginning. The end. The one who is many. I am Crimborg. Resistance is futile. You will be merry.

You have this:
X capacitor relay
X carbon nanotube frame
X ion grid
X Feynman gate
X logic synthesizer
X high-resistance ultrapolymer plating
X servomechanical torsion facilitator
X quantum polarity inducer
X bi-lateral logic compressor
X computronic processing unit
X reverse-oscillating klystron
X sub-molecular interocitor
X recursive spline reticulator
X atomic vector plotter
X ion-pulse modulation stabilizer
X hyperbolic plasma focuser


If you do not have enough parts

Uncle Crimborg says, "How little you understand. We require more parts to assemble toys for you."

When you have something made

You hand the parts to Uncle Crimborg. He says, "We can assemble the following items with the parts you have provided. Then you will be assimilated and adapt yourself to serve us."

SomethingYou acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

Tier One


capacitor relay

carbon nanotube frame

ion grid

Feynman gate

logic synthesizer

computronic processing unit

recursive spline reticulator

ion-pulse modulation stabilizer

hyperbolic plasma focuser

Feynman gate

bi-lateral logic compressor

sub-molecular interocitor

atomic vector plotter

ion grid

quantum polarity inducer

reverse-oscillating klystron

carbon nanotube frame

servomechanical torsion facilitator

Tier 2


high-resistance ultrapolymer plating

servomechanical torsion facilitator

hyperbolic plasma focuser

toy ray gun

high-resistance ultrapolymer plating

bi-lateral logic compressor

atomic vector plotter

toy space helmet

high-resistance ultrapolymer plating

computronic processing unit

sub-molecular interocitor

MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech

high-resistance ultrapolymer plating

quantum polarity inducer

recursive spline reticulator

astronaut pants

high-resistance ultrapolymer plating

reverse-oscillating klystron

ion-pulse modulation stabilizer

toy jet pack

To get one of each of Uncle Crimborg's items, you need 5 high-resistance ultrapolymer platings, and four each of the capacitor relay, carbon nanotube frame, logic synthesizer, ion grid and Feynman gate.

References

  • The equipment offered resemble the gear worn and used in The Jetsons.
  • All of the speeches Uncle Crimborg makes are jokes on the speech the Borg Queen makes to the android Data in The Star Trek Next Generation movie First Contact which are partly a reference to the Bible verse, "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."
  • The last few phrases are also a joke of what the Borg say to ships they meet before attacking and assimilating them: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."