VYKEA Dresser

Name, the level X dresser

The VYKEA dresser is a VYKEA Companion which can accompany the adventurer in combat. VYKEA furniture do not level up and last only one day.

Recipe

• 5 planks
• A rune of your choice
• Dowels for leveling
• 5 rails

Abilities

• Does 10*Y + 1-10 Sleaze Damage where Y is the level of the bookshelf.
• Gives Y + 2 Moxie substats where Y is the level of the bookshelf.

Combat Messages

During combat

• <Name> ejects a load of lacy undergarments all over your foe, causing X points worth of embarrassment.
• <Name> reveals to the world the state of your opponent underwear drawer, somehow. Your foe takes X points of damage from embarrassment
• <Name> reveals to your opponent what's hidden in its sock drawer. She take^[sic] X points of damage, and the look on her face is priceless.

After combat

• <Name> gives you a clean pair of socks, which are always good for a morale boost.
• <Name> gives you some fresh underwear, and putting it on makes you feel like a new adventurer.
• <Name> tosses you a clean towel with which to wipe the sweat off your face. Whew, that's better!