War Frat Grill Sergeant

War Frat Grill Sergeant
Monster ID	502
Locations	The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points	100
Attack	190
Defense	148
No-Hit	200
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	Frat Army FGF, kick-ass kicks, Monstar energy beverage, PADL Phone, war tongs
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a War Frat Grill Sergeant

This is one of the most skilled barbecue chefs the frat has ever seen -- it's only natural that they'd recruit him as a combat cook. He can make wing sauce so hot that God himself couldn't eat it, he can cook a burger so the inside's well done and the outside is medium rare, and he can deep fry just about anything, including the fry oil itself. Never has flaming, burning death been so irresistibly tasty.

Hit Message(s):

A frat boy's arm emerges from a porthole and flings a sake bomb at you. What's Japanese for "ow, dammit!?" Ow! Oof! Eek! Ooh! Oof! Oof! Eek! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: war tongs (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (Mysterious Island) (in War Hippy Fatigues).

Notes

Weak to cold (assumed to be sleaze aligned).