Whisk of Misery
| Whisk of Misery | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1293 |
| Locations | A Kitchen Drawer |
| Hit Points | 12 |
| Attack | 9 |
| Defense | 11 |
| No-Hit | 19 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | handle |
| Drops | Artist's Whisk of Misery |
| Manuel Entry | |
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You're fighting a Whisk of MiseryThis whisk erupts from the careful order of the woven handle into a mass of wire loops, ready to scramble the best of intentions into chaos. Or, on a less metaphysical level, ready to scramble your innards into oatmeal.
Hit Message(s):
It beats you like eggs, whips you like cream, and scrambles you like, er, some more eggs. Argh!
It gets all whisk-y on your <neck>. You wish it would have just poured some whiskey on you instead. Oof!
It whisks you off your feet. You land on your head with a dull thud. Oof!
It whisks you in the <neck>. Man, that's some whisk-y business. Oof!
It beats you like eggs, whips you like cream, and scrambles you like, er, some more eggs. Ooh! Ow!
It tries to get all whisk-y on you, but you dodge.
It tries to whisk you off your feet, but you stay grounded.
It tries to whisk you in the <neck>, but failure is always part of taking a whisk.
It tries to whip you, but you point out you're not a bowl full of cream.
One of its wire loops comes unsprung from the handle, and it has to stop and pull itself back together. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Artist's Whisk of Misery (25% chance)* |
Occurs at A Kitchen Drawer.
