Wine-Pairing Trainbot

Wine-Pairing Trainbot
Monster ID	2261
Locations	Crimbo Train (Dining Car)
Hit Points	Scales
Attack	Scales
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, housing, leg, tray
Drops	automatic wine thief, Mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine, Trainbot autoassembly module
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Wine-Pairing Trainbot

A Trainbot with a vast knowledge of which sweet wines go with which sweet entrees, and a vast reservoir of rage about the pointlessness of that knowledge.

Hit Message(s):

It opens a spigot on one of its robot limbs and hoses down your <groin> with nasty wine. Ooh! Ouch! Oof! (sleaze damage)

It briefly consults a wine list, then uses that same wine list to give you a serious papercut on your <groin>. Eek! Ouch! Ooh!

It pairs a bottle of wine with your <groin> by smacking the latter with the former. Oof! Ooh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It pairs a bottle of wine with your <groin> by smacking the latter with the former. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ow! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It opens a spigot on the bottom of its housing and drains a bunch of excess wine onto the floor.

It moves to attack you, but glitches out and decides to show you the wine list, instead.

It suggests a wine to hit yourself in the <groin> with, but you decline.

Fumble Message:

It suggests a wine to hit yourself in the <groin> with, but you decline. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine (% chance)*

You acquire an item: Trainbot autoassembly module (% chance)*

You acquire an item: automatic wine thief (% chance)*

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Occurs at Crimbo Train (Dining Car).

Notes

• This monster cannot be copied.