Wizard Action Figure
From A KoL Wiki
August's IoTM comes from a wizard action figure description in Mr Store: Does all kinds of groovy magical stuff. See this forum post for specifics. siad post: It's a wizard! It casts awesome spells that help you win!
Prior to combat, it heals you if you're hurt, and delevels your enemy if your enemy is significantly stronger than you.
During combat, it attacks (every other round, on average.) It picks a random element to attack with, and shouldn't ever pick a "bad" one for a given monster.
After combat, it acts as a volleyball and a gravy fairy at 1/3 weight, unless it's properly equipped, in which case its effectiveness is doubled to 2/3. The equipment wears out after 25ish turns and is destroyed.
