X-fingered Shop Teacher

X-fingered Shop Teacher
Monster ID	1360
Locations	Shop Class (semi-rarely)
Hit Points	?
Attack	?
Defense	unknown
Initiative	100
Meat	unknown
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	leg, torso, arm, head, five o'clock shadow
Drops	jigsaw blade, wood screw, balsa plank, blob of wood glue
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting X-fingered Shop Teacher

Mr. Jenkins has been teaching Shop Class at KOLHS for generations now, and he was old and crotchety when he started. His many horrific scars should serve as inspiration for his students to be more careful around the maim-tastic equipment in the class. But, of course, they don't, because kids these days, am I right?

Hit Message(s):

He picks up a staple gun and treats you like an inter-office memo. Argh! Ooh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: jigsaw blade (? chance)*

You acquire an item: wood screw (? chance)*

You acquire an item: balsa plank (? chance)*

You acquire an item: blob of wood glue (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at Shop Class, semi-rarely.

Notes

• The X in the name is a number (value of which is unspaded at time of writing)