X Stone Golem

As you enter the room, you hear a pounding noise. A 14n pounding noise. Coming from a n Stone Golem.

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It's Stone Bashin' Time It stones you when you're trying to make a buck. It stones you and then says, "good luck." Argh! Ow! Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Ooh! Argh!

It hits you with at least 12 or 35 rainy day women. Eek! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Argh!

It tries to stone you when you're driving in your car, but can't throw that far.

It completely fails to stone you. You feel so all alone.

You gain X <substat>.

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Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

• n is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a new golem.
• Substat gains increase with your level.

References

• In the United Kingdom, it is common to speak of a person's weight in 'stone', a unit of fourteen pounds.
• The label on the button refers to the line, "It's stoner bashin' time", spoken by Tommy in Dude, Where's My Car?
• The attack messages refer to Bob Dylan's song Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 from his 1966 album Blonde on Blonde: "They'll stone you when you're trying to make a buck / They'll stone you and then they'll say good luck" and "They'll stone you when you're riding in your car / They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar / But I would not feel so all alone / Everybody must get stoned"