Talk:April Fools' Familiars

I'm wondering how the Money-Making Goblin works with the nun quest. Anyone at that point?--Blood panther 05:11, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

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(With my familiar being named 00000010)

itemimages/egg.gif	00000010 changes into an Egg Benedict.
	00000010 wobbles back and forth a little.
	00000010 stabs you in the back.
	You lose 1,032 hit points. //0.5*maxHP


itemimages/mmgoblin.gif	00000010 changes into a Money-Making Goblin.
	00000010 grabs 529 Meat and quickly rushes off toward the Thatch-Roofed Casino. A few minutes later, he trudges back with a disappointed look on his face.
	00000010 grabs 577 Meat and quickly rushes off toward the Thatch-Roofed Casino. A few minutes later, he runs back to you with a big grin on his face.
	You gain 1154 Meat


itemimages/bankpig.gif	00000010 changes into a Bank Piggy.
	00000010 takes 100 Meat from you.
	You lose 100 Meat.
	00000010 returns your Meat to you, with interest! Like, he's interested in the process. And also your Meat has earned interest.
	You gain 1,050 Meat. //(1.05*stolen)


itemimages/larva.gif	00000010 changes into a Worm Doctor.
	00000010 isn't a real doctor, but he manages to patch you up a little bit anyway.
	You gain 41 hit points. //60,49,58,50,47,43
	00000010 is interested in things. Right now, he seems to be interested in treating your opponent's wounds. Why that treacherous little... worm!


itemimages/nopic.gif	00000010 changes into a Plastic Grocery Bag.
	00000010 blows around in the breeze. It's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.
	00000010 gets caught in a tree. "Yep," you think to yourself, "There's that bag."
	00000010 makes crinkling noises as it gets chased around by a cat.
	00000010 just sits there being unsafe for children.


itemimages/hare2.gif	00000010 changes into an Oyster Bunny.
	00000010 hops around sniffing at things.
	00000010 makes a soft clucking noise.
	00000010 clucks and lays an egg.
	You acquire an item: mauve plastic oyster egg //off-white paisley, lavender plastic, mauve polka-dot, lavender striped 


itemimages/lower_e.gif	00000010 changes into a Floating Eye.
	00000010 gazes into your opponent's eyes, paralyzing him


itemimages/jubjubbird.gif	00000010 changes into a Vampire Bat.
	The Vampire Bird stabs your opponent in hiss ass, dealing 124 damage. //120
	The Vampire Bird casts your opponent into the lake of burning fire. Your opponent is burning to the crisp, taking 159 damage. //(hot)151
	The Vampire Bird sucks the blood out of you, killing you. Well, not killing you, just hurting you.
	You lose 15 hit points.
	The Vampire Bird gains 15 experience


itemimages/nopic.gif	00000010 changes into a Snowhitman.
	00000010 jumps on your opponent and smothers him, dealing 168 damage. //(cold) 189
	00000010 pops a silenced cap in your opponent, dealing 180 damage.


after combat: 00000010 reverts to his original form.
runaway: 00000010 reverts to an amorphous blob

Will clarify action times shortly. --TimRem 05:16, 1 April 2010 (UTC)