Bottled green pixie

bottled green pixie

In-game description: This is a green pixie trapped in a bottle. Oh, it's not like some wizard sealed him in there, or anything -- he probably fell in trying to get the last few drops of booze out. Green pixies are kilted, red-dreadlocked, tattooed, boozing brawlers. They're more likely to steal your silverware than help you with the housework, and the only wish they grant is "I wish I were being headbutted in the ankle." They're known for mixing alcohol and strong hallucinogens, which makes them fierce in battle (and totally awesome in concert).

Is the June Item of the month