Boxed wine

Template:Itemheader This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

Drop Locations

• The Barrel full of Barrels
• The "Fun" House
• Menagerie Level 3
• The Typical Tavern (during The Typical Tavern Rats quest)
• Whitey's Grove

When Consumed

Uses

First Level Boxed Wine Drinks

• sangria
• strawberry wine
• wine spritzer

Second Level Boxed Wine Drinks

• horizontal tango (advanced cocktail)
• pink pony (advanced cocktail)
• sangria del diablo (TPS Drink)

Notes

• Can sometimes be obtained by successfully using a roll of drink tickets or a handful of drink tickets.
• Can sometimes be obtained by using a St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket.

References

• The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time.
• The "4-litre" bit is a reference to the Time Cube author Gene Ray's constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth. This is one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube. Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, a recording of which can be found here.

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