Talk:The Crown of Ed the Undying

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DANGER DANGER DANGER Unlike other Mr Store items, this one is pulverizable.

You smash the The Crown of Ed the Undying. You acquire 2 clusters of twinkly nuggets --Techrat (talk) 19:51, 5 May 2015 (UTC)

Cartouche

Thought reading

Here, have some pastes of random fun flavor~ There seem to be a few per phylum, and no other distinctions. --billybobfred (talk) 03:38, 4 March 2015 (UTC)

(zombie waltzers) You take a moment to spy on your opponent's thoughts: "I wonder if I could pass for alive if I put on this person's skin. That would be pretty funny."

(floating platter of hors d'oeuvres) You read your opponent's mind, which says: "Okay yeah, deleting that Asimov nonsense was definitely the way to go."

(possessed wine rack, MagiMechTech MechaMech; translates to "I like pie.") You take a moment to spy on your opponent's thoughts: "0100100100100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001110000011010010110010100101110"

(filthworm drone) Probing your opponent's thoughts, you hear: "bzbzzbzzzDESTROYbzbzDESTROYbzbzbzDESTROY"

(extreme orcish snowboarder) You eavesdrop on your opponent's thoughts: "Man, these humans smell terrible. What do they even eat?"--Grimdel (talk) 07:18, 4 March 2015 (UTC)

Here's another from the MagiMechTech MechaMech: "011000100111010101110100011101000111001100101110" (translates to "butts.") --Sparksol (t|c) 10:59, 4 March 2015 (UTC)

When on a normal ascension and you confront Ed the Undying wearing this, is there any special flavor text? AvangionQ (talk) 05:31, 5 March 2015 (UTC)

(hippy) || (crusty hippy Vegan chef) || This dude is really harshing my mellow. (hippy) || (crusty hippy) || Aw man, how did my karma land me in this mess? (hippy) || (dirty hippy jewelry maker) || Protect me, Oh Great Gaia, from uncool squares like this one. (humanoid) || (hulking bridge troll) || I wonder what's for dinner. I hope it's something from our interesting and delicious ethnic cuisine.
(beast) (beefy bodyguard bat) Maybe if I kill this thing, the rest of the pack will respect me!
(beast) (beanbat) Maybe if I kill this thing, the rest of the pack will respect me!
(beast) (evil olive) Food should not move around so much. Stand still, food!
(beast) (spider topiary) This food doesn't look very tasty. I guess I'll kill it anyway.
(beast) (flock of stab-bats) What this thing. I eat? Eat this?
(beast) (sabre-toothed ferret) Ugh I hope my species evolves opposable thumbs soon so I can get a real job.
(bug) (big creepy spider) bzzzPROTECT QUEENbzzzbzbzbzbzzzz
(bug) (big creepy spider) bzzzzDESTROY INTRUDERbzzzbzbzzzzbzzzbzzbzzbzbzz
(bug) (black widow) bzbzzbzzzDESTROYbzbzDESTROYbzbzbzDESTROY
(constellation) (The Bush) Looks like the weird little planet lice are trying to escape their gravity well again. Gross.
(constellation) (The Camel's Toe, The Honey Pot) Everything was so much simpler before the big bang. I told them it was a bad idea, but did they listen? No, of course not.
(constellation) (The Camel's Toe) I sure could go for a cigar right about now.
(constellation) (The Little Man in the Canoe) Ugh what is with these gnat things? Stay on your dumb planet, gnat thing.
(constellation) (The Junk/One-Eyed Willie) Why does everyone always laugh when they see me? I don't get it.
(construct) (animated ornate nightstand) Beep boop. Boop, beep.
(construct) (Black Crayon Golem) Okay yeah, deleting that Asimov nonsense was definitely the way to go.
(construct) (claw-foot bathtub) 0100100100100000011011000110100101101011011001010010000001110000011010010110010100101110
(construct) (Fruit Golem) 50 GOTO 10
(construct) (Wardröb nightstand) I think, therefore I... ow! Dangit, stop distracting me! This is important!
(construct) (writing desk) 011000100111010101110100011101000111001100101110
(demon) (Pr Imp/BL Imp/suckubus) Crap, where did I put my pitchfork?
(demon) (Bl Imp/inkubus) Man I'm sick of all this fighting. I hope I get promoted to a desk job soon.
(demon) (Bl Imp) I should probably get my horns sharpened soon. They're getting kinda dull.
(demon) (CH Imp/Pr Imp/Bl Imp) I hope Malevola asks me to the Satan Hawkins dance.
(demon) (suckubus) I dunno how these people live upstairs without freezing to death.
(demon) (serialbus) Nice, another human soul to capture. Maybe I'll actually meet quota this month.
(dude) (black friar/drab bard) Why am I even fighting this weirdo? Oh well, might as well finish what I've started.
(dude) (creepy little girl) Oh crap, what day is it? I didn't forget our anniversary, did I?
(dude) (government scientist) Boy, adventurers get weirder-looking every day.
(dude) (drunk pygmy) I could really use a drink right about now.
(dude) (pygmy bowler/lawyer) Hmm, I've forgotten why we're fighting. I guess it was probably something important though.
(dude) (pygmy witch lawyer) I'll show this adventurer a thing or two!
(elemental) (BASIC Elemental) God I am so hungover.
(elemental) (BASIC Elemental) I barely even understand what's going on right now.
(elemental) (BASIC Elemental) I sure do like pie. I wish I was a pie elemental.
(elemental) (ninja snowman weaponmaster) Is this guy a person elemental? Is that a thing?
(fish) (stranglin' algae, lounge lizardfish) I wonder if that plastic treasure chest is still over there
(fish) (nurse shark) whee i'm a fish
(fish) (nurse shark) blub
(goblin) (Knob Goblin Accountant) Do I have like a MURDER ME sign on my back or something?
(goblin) (Knob Goblin Mad Scientist) Great, another adventurer. That's all I need.
(goblin) (Knob Goblin Mad Scientist) I wonder if this adventurer would go away if I asked nicely.
(goblin) (Knob Goblin Mutant) I bet if I stuffed my codpiece I could be king too. That guy's not so special.
(hippy) (dirty hippy jewelry maker) Today's horoscope totally didn't predict this.
(hippy) (dirty hippy) This is a real drag, man. Like, I'm a conscientious objector, I shouldn't even be doing this."
(hippy) (dirty hippy) Today's horoscope totally didn't predict this.
(hippy) (fighting a crusty hippy) Today's horoscope totally didn't predict this.
(hippy) (filthy hippy jewelry maker) I knew I should've stocked up on healing crystals instead of buying that new hookah.
(hippy) (filthy hippy jewelry maker) This is a real drag, man. Like, I'm a conscientious objector, I shouldn't even be doing this.
(horror) (malevolent hair clog) MERCY AND JUSTICE ARE HUMAN INVENTIONS
(humanoid) (foodie giant) This used to be such a nice neighborhood until all these humans started showing up.
(humanoid) (possibility giant) Boy, humans sure are violent.
(humanoid) (possibility giant) I sure am glad I'm not a goblin. Those guys are kind of gross.
(humanoid) (procrastination giant) I wonder what's for dinner. I hope it's something from our interesting and delicious ethnic cuisine.
(humanoid) (raver giant) How come we have to be humanoids, huh? How come they aren't, uh... humanoidoids?
(humanoid) (vegetable gremlin) Is this the same human I was fighting earlier? All these guys kind of look the same to me.
(Mer-kin) (Mer-kin tippler) BLOOD FOR WHICHEVER GOD WANTS SOME BLOOD RIGHT NOW!
(orc) (smut orc jacker) Booyah! It's orcin' time!
(orc) (smut orc jacker, nailer, screwer) Crap, I spilled my beer! Right, now I'm mad.
(orc) (smut orc jacker, nailer, screwer) I am totally gonna bust this human's chops with my hammer. I mean paddle. Wait, which kind of orc am I again?
(orc) (smut orc jacker) Man, these humans smell terrible. What do they even eat?
(orc) (smut orc screwer) Orc orc orc. What a strange word. Why are we called that? Orc orc orc orc orc.
(orc) (smut orc nailer, screwer) Wait, is it 'orc' or 'ork'? I keep forgetting.
(pirate) (whiny pirate) Arrrrrrrrrr
(pirate) (warty pirate) "I wonder what a batten is. Some kind of egg I guess?
(pirate) (whiny pirate) I wonder which one is the mizzenmast.
(plant) (blackberry bush, Neptune flytrap) I bet this jerk will make pretty good fertilizer.
(plant) (blackberry bush, Neptune flytrap) I love bees so much.
(plant) (dense liana, Neptune flytrap) I could really go for some nitrogen-enhanced fertilizer right about now.
(plant) (dense liana) If I were a human, I wonder what kind of human I would be.
(plant) (triffid) Man I'm sick of photosynthesizing. What I wouldn't give for a sandwich.
(slime) (oil baron) glorp
(slime) (oil baron) blblblblblblblblblb.
(undead) (gaunt ghuol) I really miss sandwiches.
(undead) (tapdancing skeleton) Graaaaaaagh.
(undead) (zombie waltzers) Stupid livies always trying to horn in on our territory! Take this!
(weird) (burger) Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.
(weird) (burger) The tax imposed by section 2101 shall be credited with the amounts determined in accordance with sections 2012 and 2013 (relating to gift tax and tax on prior transfers).
(weird) (burger) Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
(weird) (burger) My rattata is in the top percentage of rattatas.
(weird) (dessert) Come on, open the soap duckets. The chimney sweeps. French Canadian Bean Soup.
(weird) (sundae) Tuesday's coming! Did you bring your coat?
  • --Ryo_Sangnoir (talk) 09:56, 7 March 2015 (UTC)
    • I added one to your table, hope that's ok. -- JaAchan (talk) 11:24, 10 March 2015 (UTC)
    • From the hippies I think we can conclude that the messages are per phylum? And maybe we should move it out of the talk page somewhere. -- JaAchan (talk) 12:04, 14 March 2015 (UTC)
      • Not sure where to put a table, should it be a separate page? If so, what should it be called? -- JaAchan (talk) 12:47, 15 March 2015 (UTC)