User:Dalinian
dalinian (#747561)
What's With This Dalinian Frood?
- KoL noob doing his first run through the Kingdom as a female turtle tamer, and enjoying himself tremendously
- Brimming over with gratitude to all the contributors to Visual KoL wiKi, without which I'd be stumbling around tripping over by own boot laces
- Wiki-curious enjoying contributing to Visual KoL, and using this page as a playing aid
- Member of the Helper of Newbies clan - A clan is Us!
- ...erm...
- That's enough for now; more in-game at my charsheet profile
As a noob, I'm finding KoL to be delightfully silly, complex and multi-dimensional. So I'm aware of my need to keep track of what's what, who's who and what my Turtle Tamer's got her eye on acquiring, assimilating or assassinating. Since wiki-editing is so easy, and internally hot-linking places, people and possibilities is so useful, I'm choosing to use my User page as a notepad on which to keep my KoL-playing notes. For a discussion of the consequences, see this page's discussion page.
So what's below may be most likely irrelevant to you -- and you're of course welcome to browse away.
To Do
Top Of The Pile
- Skin of the Leatherback - 2000 Meat - at The Brotherhood of the Smackdown, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town
Meat Sources
- Fernswarthy's Tower, The Nearby Plains 29-41
- Beanbat Chamber 30-42 28 30 40 32
- The Misspelled Cemetary, The Nearby Plains 30-40 30 0 39 30 0 38 29 0
The Council of Loathing
We've gotten word, Adventurer, that the Knob Goblins, who normally keep to themselves over at Cobb's Knob, are planning a major military action against Seaside Town. We need for you to go deep into the Knob, and nip this problem in the bud, so to speak, by neutralizing the Goblin King. We've marked your map with the location of the secret entrance that will allow you to go inside the Knob. Many Bothans died to... oh, wait, never mind. That was something else.
Need: * Knob Goblin perfume * Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise = * Hat: Knob Goblin harem veil + * Pants: Knob Goblin harem pants from the Harem, where the girls (35 mox) and guards (40 mox) do up to 15 damage in combat! Then: * Stock up on: * Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir - 240 Meat from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show, Market Square, Seaside Town. * Red pixel potion - from 1,000 Meat at the Mall, or Inexplicable Door adventuring/Crackpot Mystic manufacture. * Enter the King's Chamber and * Defeat The Knob Goblin King (62 mox), who can do up to 42 damage in combat! * If you get beaten up, you'll have to get another Knob Goblin perfume to try again.
The Deep Fat Friars in the Distant Woods are having a problem -- one of the experiments has gone awry, and fey creatures have invaded their grove. Please, Adventurer, lend them your assistance. Collect the three items necessary to perform the ritual which will banish these fiends back to their own realm.
- The first item can probably be found in the Dark Neck of the Woods.
Be prepared to face: * Hellion (63 mox), who can do up to 39 damage in combat!
- The second item was last seen in the Dark Heart of the Woods.
- The third item was stolen near the Dark Elbow of the Woods.
Completed Quests
* Enter The Boss Bat's Lair * Defeat the two-headed Boss Bat (43 mox), who can do up to 19 damage in combat!
The Brotherhood of the Smackdown
The Brotherhood of the Smackdown, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - learn some skills.
Skin of the Leatherback - 2000 Meat - This is a passive skill which increases your defense against enemy attacks (passive)
Amphibian Sympathy - 3000 Meat - Being sympathetic to the ins and outs of the amphibian lifestyle makes you more sympathetic to the lifestyles of all creatures. Your familiars will be more sympathetic and more powerful as a result of your powerful sympathy. (passive)
Ghostly Shell - 4000 Meat - This skill conjures the shell of a ghostly tortoise, which envelops you (or another player) in a protective shield, greatly reducing damage taken in combat. (6 MP)
Armorcraftiness - 5000 Meat - This skill allows you to make advanced helmets and pants. Advanced pants. (passive)
enchanted brass knuckles - 1000 Meat - 2x chance of Critical Hit, Mysticality Required: 25
Familiars
Sabre-Toothed Lime - First of all you need to visit the goatlet and get some sabre teeth. Then you need to go to menagerie level 1 (in the cobbs knob laboratory) or to the palindome and acquire a lime. You then combine the two to get a sabre toothed lime cub. Then just "use" that. The lime will attack in battle. Its item is the tiny shaker of salt.
Angry Goat - Combine goats cheese from the goatlet and anti-cheese from the shore. You now have a goat. It will attack enemies. Its item is the prosthetic forehead.
Spooky Pirate Skeleton - The spooky pirate skeleton is slightly tricky to make. First, go to the misspelled cemetary and get 8 skeleton bones. Then go to the obligatory pirates cove and get a pirates pelvis and a sunken chest. Then you must make a pirate skull, this is done by smart skull + disembodied brain = brainy skull, then brainy skull + eyepatch = pirate skull then "use" the pirate skull. This will combine all the items you have collected together to get the pirate skeleton. Then "use" the pirate skeleton in your inventory. The Pirate Skeleton helps in battle. Its item is the blundarrrbus.
upto:The Howling Balloon Monkey
Already Familiar With
- Spooky-Gro fertilizer (from The Spooky Forest) + ghuol egg = fertilized ghuol egg + Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium > Ghuol Whelp Familiar
Daily Checks
Clover Day?
Chat /12 to ask chatbot, "Does the hermit have clover today?" Yes:
- buy chewing gum on a string for 30 Meat and a Hermit permit for 100 Meat from The Market, Market Square, Seaside Town
- fish a worthless trinket, worthless gewgaw or worthless knick-knack out of The Sewer, Market Square, Seaside Town
- trade your item for a ten-leaf clover at The Hermitage, The Big Mountains
Outskirts of Cobb's Knob (with ten-leaf clover) > Knob Goblin Uberpants (Power: 45)
Lycanthropy/Stat/Special Day?
Check the KoL Almanac for
- Temporary Lycanthropy: Muscle boost
- The Smacketeria, The Brotherhood of the Smackdown > blood of the Wereseal (10 Adventures) for 500 Meat > Temporary Lycanthropy
- Stat Day Info: Muscle Day
- Get & take stat boosters
- See #Ongoing Quests for Gourd potion
- Event Forecast for Special Days
- Look 'em up, document and do 'em as they occur
Collecting for Clockwork chef-in-the-box
3 cog - Degrassi Knoll 3 flange - Thugnderdome, The Gnomish Gnomads Camp BUT you need to have ascended with a Moxie Zodiac sign to see it in NE Desert Beach; 4,000 Meat in the Mall 3 sprocket - Degrassi Knoll 3 spring - Degrassi Knoll 1 clockwork key - Thugnderdome, The Gnomish Gnomads Camp - 14,000 Meat in the Mall 1 Chef's hat - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Housing
| The Ground | Newbiesport™ Tent | Barskin Tent | Cottage | House |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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File:Newbiesport large.gif | File:Barskin large.gif | File:Cottage large.gif | File:House large.gif |
| 3 - 5 HP | 8 - 10 HP | 18 - 20 HP | 28 - 30 HP | 38 - 40 HP |
| 5 MP | 10 MP | 20 MP | 30 MP | 40 MP |
Cottage
- Bowl of cottage cheese - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
- Anticheese - The Shore: Distant Lands Dude Ranch Adventure
Old Haunts
- Bar skin from The Spooky Forest, The Distant Woods + wooden stakes = Barskin tent: a base gain of 18-20 HP and 20 MP when resting at your campsite as well as a defensive bonus in PvP
- Collecting for Chef-in-the-box
1 disembodied brain - Fernswarthy's Tower 1 smart skull - The Misspelled Cemetary 1 Chef's hat - Outskirts of Cobb's Knob 1 box - The "Fun" House 1 spring - Degrassi Knoll
- Collecting for Bartender-in-the-box
2 beer lens - The Typical Tavern Booze, for which you must have a minimum of 100 meat 1 box - The "Fun" House 1 disembodied brain - Fernswarthy's Tower 1 smart skull - The Misspelled Cemetary 1 spring - Degrassi Knoll
Ongoing Quests
The Gourd Tower, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - Turtle Tamers must collect (initially 5) Knob Goblin firecrackers from the Outskirts of Cobb's Knob, The Nearby Plains > Gourd potion: gain 30-35 subpoints in your main stat, best taken on a Stat Day
The Bounty Hunter Hunter's Shack, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - each day, he pays bounties of double the autosell price on three of a set of items.
The Crackpot Mystic's Shed, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town > continuum transfunctioner >> The Inexplicable Door, The Distant Woods > 20 red pixels + 10 black pixels = Pixel pants (Power: 50)
Uncle P's Antiques, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town >
- 'Villa' document - 500,000,000 Meat
- Mr. Exploiter - 1,000,000,000 Meat
Completed Quests Too
The Sleazy Back Alley, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town > Spirit of the Slug Lord (one time) > the Slug Lord's map > With Stench Resistance: pants of the Slug Lord
Post-Ascension
Hagnk's Mostly-Burned-Down Ancestral Mini-Storage, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - where a player's items are placed when they ascend.
The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts, Wrong Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - the guild for Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves. Here guild members can learn new skills and buy useful items.
The Untinker's Cottage, Right Side of the Tracks, Seaside Town - once you find his screwdriver, he'll be able to use his trusty rusty screwdriver to untinker anything put together with meat paste.
Investigations
User:NewZorkBat and kmail messages
Banjob (#105105) Level 38 Turtle Tamer ** 1,111 meat for 300 turns of Ghostly Shell. 1,850 meat for 300 turns of Astral Shell. 2,780 meat for 300 turns of Empathy. Banjob
Scratching Post
I'm saving for my skill-training fund so what I'd like is an average meat/adventure (mpa) table, eg: ... Fernswarthy's Tower: 32 mpa, Beanbat Chamber: 35 mpa, The Misspelled Cemetary: 39 mpa, etc... Does anyone know of a site where that data's available?
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