User:Dentarthurdent
You're fighting Dentarthurdent (#752284)You hear a scream of anguish as you violate Dentarthurdent's hideaway. Using passages unknown to you, he rushes to its defense. He gestures mysteriously, and the treasures in the room suddenly vanish.
He draws blood, raking his stiletto across your arm. Oof! Argh!
File:Hitpoints.gif You lose 11 hit points.
Your blow lands, making a shallow gash in his arm! BIFF! SOCKO!
The stiletto flashes faster than you can follow, and blood wells from your leg. Ouch! Eek! Ouch!
File:Hitpoints.gif You lose 42 hit points.
Your sword pinks Dentarthurdent on the wrist, but it's not serious.
The sauceror bows formally, raises his stiletto, and with a wry grin, ends the battle and your life. Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Ow!
File:Hitpoints.gif You lose 3,141,592 hit points.
You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated.Hardcore Ascensions
| Class | Days | Path | Toys | Skillz |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Seal Clubber | 21 | No Path | 
|
Eye of the Stoat |
| Seal Clubber | 16 | No Path |
|
Lunging Thrust-Smack |
| Turtle Tamer | 18 | Teetotaler | 
|
Amphibian Sympathy |
| Pastamancer | 16 | Teetotaler | 
|
Pastamastery |
| Pastamancer | 14 | Teetotaler | Leash of Linguini | |
| Sauceror | 15 | Teetotaler | 
|
Advanced Saucecrafting |
| Disco Bandit | 8 | Teetotaler | 
|
Mad Looting Skillz |
| Accordion Thief | 8 | Teetotaler | 
|
The Moxious Madrigal |
| Seal Clubber | 25 | Oxygenarian | 
|
Double-Fisted Skull Smashing |
| Turtle Tamer | 22 | Oxygenarian | 
|
Empathy of the Newt |
| Disco Bandit | 19 | Oxygenarian | 
|
Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation |
| Accordion Thief | 19 | Oxygenarian | 
|
Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction |
| Sauceror | 8 | No Path | Elemental Saucesphere | |
| Sauceror | (in progress) | No Path |
