A Mysterious Crate

A Mysterious Crate is located in Crimbo Town. It appeared on 6 January 2009, replacing Sweet Sassafrass, what is that thing?

Attempting to adventure here after receiving your gifts from the penguins yields the message:

You should probably leave the penguins alone to work on next year's Crimbo. They seem kind of... irritable lately.

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And to All a Good Night
	Reach into the crate: X items obtained from dusty Crimbo crates and sturdy Crimbo crates Note: X depends on the number of Crimbomination bits expurgated. Note: Players who did not recite 'The Spirit of Crimbo' to The Crimbomination received a different choice, yielding neither gifts nor broken knees.