Template:FEATURE Resources of Loathing
The Kingdom's resources may be a parody of games where materials such as copper and iron can be smithed into items, such as the universally loathed RuneScape. In the Kingdom, though, different materials are in abundance. The most basic is meat, in the form of meat stacks. Miners regularly dig up asbestos, linoleum and chrome ores from the living rock. More adventurous miners who brave the spooky - and phallic - Knob Shaft may find styrofoam, cardboard, or bubblewrap ores. If you were around for White Wednesday, you may have recieved some precious petrified time with which to craft a temporal suit. Rarer resources include the Pork Elf gems Baconstone, Porquoise and Hamethyst. Although not smithable, the rarest of resources are the Hardcore reward items that are made out of stainless steel, and of course the most indestructible material in the Kingdom, Plexiglass.
Learn more at Meatsmithing and Jewelrymaking
