Chauvinist Pig

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Familiar number: 119
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Chauvinist Pig
What's happening, toots? I will wink and smile at you make me a sammich.

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Ability: Has the properties of both a Leprechaun and a Blood-Faced Volleyball

Throne/Bjorn: Unknown

Hatchling: hungover chauvinist pig

Familiar-Specific Equipment: bottle of Cochon Noir

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

<name> says, "I'm not sexisht; I think chicksh and broadsh are better than guys at lotsh of things: laundry, dishes . . ." he grins and winks as you roll your eyes.

<name> says, "I'm not sexisht; every chick I know has got at leasht two redeeming qualities, if you know what I mean!" he grins and winks at you, as you turn away in disgust.

<name> gives you a lascivious wink, a lecherous grin, and says, "hey, hot shtuff, why don'tcha iron some shirts for me?"

<name> grins, says, "hey, toots, why don'tcha get me another beer?" and winks drunkenly.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

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• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

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• With wax lips equipped:

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