Chauvinist Pig

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Familiar number: 119
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Chauvinist Pig
What's happening, toots? I will wink and smile at you make me a sammich.

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Ability: Has the properties of both a Leprechaun and a Blood-Faced Volleyball

Throne/Bjorn: +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight, sometimes deals Sleaze Damage

Hatchling: hungover chauvinist pig

Familiar-Specific Equipment: bottle of Cochon Noir

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

<name> gives you a lascivious wink, a lecherous grin, and says, "hey, hot shtuff, why don'tcha iron some shirts for me?"

<name> grins, says, "hey, toots, why don'tcha get me another beer?" and winks drunkenly.

<name> says, "I'm not sexisht; every chick I know has got at leasht two redeeming qualities, if you know what I mean!" he grins and winks at you, as you turn away in disgust.

<name> says, "I'm not sexisht; I think chicksh and broadsh are better than guys at lotsh of things: laundry, dishes . . ." he grins and winks as you roll your eyes.

<name> says, "I've got your wink and your smile right here!" You decline to look where he's grabbing.

<name> smacks you on the butt. When you spin around, outraged, he gives you a lewd grin and a downright obscene wink.

<name> tells an offensive joke about a dishwasher breaking down. He winks and grins at the punchline, but you try not to encourage him.

<name> tells you a pretty offensive joke -- let's just say the punchline is, "there's a clock on the stove." He winks and grins as he finishes the joke, and you try not to encourage him.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> shotguns a beer and shouts some particularly lewd pick-up lines at your opponent, offending its sensibilities (and senses) for 21 damage.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

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• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

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• With wax lips equipped:

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Arena Messages

• When entered in the Ultimate Cage Match:

Chauvinist Pigs aren't fighters; they're lovers. Know what I mean, sugartits?

Notes

• Messages will be appear before meat drops (if any) and stat gains. The same message may be displayed twice.
• Messages do not appear to differ based on player gender.

References

• "There's a clock on the stove" is the punchline to "Why don't women need watches?"
• The combat message referencing the dishwasher joke is this: "What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick the b****!"
• The use of "sugartits" in the Cage Match message may be a reference to a comment Mel Gibson made to a female sergeant during his 2006 DUI arrest.
• This familiar, including the art, is a reference to the character Spanky Ham from the show Drawn Together.