Check Out Your Presents

You find your stocking amidst the thousands of stockings on Crimbo Town's community mantel. It looks empty! Aww. or It looks lumpy! In fact, it has precisely <NUM> lumps in it. There's a furry package with your name on it, from <PLAYER>! <PLAYER> has given you a questionable present! You've received a beeping gift from <PLAYER>! <PLAYER> has sent you a box that is giggling. And occasionally swearing a little.

Opening Gifts

• Stocking

You dump out your stocking, and survey the loot.

You acquire some packs of pogs

You acquire some stacks of jerky coins

You acquire some Go-Wassails

You acquire some Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guides

You acquire some bottles of bubbles

You acquire some wind-up meatcars

• Furry Package

You open the present from <Player>.

You acquire an item: Fuzzby

• Questionable Present

You open the present from <Player>.

You acquire an item: Trivial Avocations board game

• Beeping Gift

You open the present from <Player>.

But first, you decide to read the attached note:

Funny how the home game came out before the arcade version in the KoL-verse, innit?

You acquire an item: Jackass Plumber home game

• Giggling and Swearing box

You open the present from <Player>.

You acquire an item: Tickle-Me Emilio Data:Tickle-Me Emilio

Notes

• Found in Crimbo Town (2011).
• This is where you receive presents people bought for you at the Crimbo Town Toy Factory for Crimbo 2011.