Cheerless mime executive

Cheerless mime executive
Monster ID	2048
Locations	The Cheerless Spire (Level 5)
Hit Points	?
Attack	Player's Moxie + 60
Defense	Player's Muscle + 60
Initiative	400
Meat	80-120
Phylum	horror
Elements	None
Resistance	100%
Monster Parts	arms, head, legs, torso
Drops	7 crystalline cheer
Pickpocket	warehouse key
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a cheerless mime executive

One of the executive mimes tries to fire you, and when you point out that you don't work here he decides to attack you, instead.
or
One of the mime executives stops pretending to play golf long enough to attack you.

Hit Message(s):

He presses the button on an invisible intercom and mimes for his invisible secretary to hold his calls. Your brain folds in on itself because of the nonsense of what you just saw. Ow! Eek! Argh! Ow!

He pretends to hire somebody to hit you in the head with a crowbar. It's pretty effective pantomime, because somebody actually does it. Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ooh!

He makes some weird motion, and you can't figure out why your nipple suddenly hurts, but then you realize that what happened was he smashed your nipple between the balls of one of those invisible Newton's cradle desk toys. Argh! Ouch! Eek! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

(CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire 10 crystalline cheer

You gain 1,300−1,500? Meat.

You gain x Strengthliness. You gain x Magicalness. You gain x Chutzpah.

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Occurs at The Cheerless Spire (Level 5).