Chet Chesterton, Showering Frat Boy
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Chet Chesterton, Showering Frat Boy
Oh, hey. What up, bro-tisserie chicken? Sorry 'bout the just wearing a towel, brah, but you caught me in the shower. You know, that outfit reminds me of something. Something I've got right under this towel. Check it out!
That's right, it's a Russian Ice! You just got iced, bro! Take a knee!
That's right, chug it!
Oh yeah, just like that. You know how I like it, Bro-pen Source Initiative. Take it easy, brah. You gain 1 Drunkenness.
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Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Cold Comforts.