Chowder Golem

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It covers your entire head with thick, creamy chowder. You chowderhead. Argh! Ouch!

It pelts you with oyster crackers. Salty and pointy! Eek! Ow!

It spits tabasco sauce at your eyeballs. That's usually tasty with clam chowder, but then you usually eat with your mouth, not your eyes. Eek! Ugh!

It tries to coat you in chowder, but fortunately you've been dipped in a chowder-proof coating.

It throws oyster crackers at you, but they're too soggy to do any damage.

It spits tabasco sauce at you, but you catch it in your mouth before it can get in your eyes.


You gain 29−46 Meat (average: 36.4, stdev: 3.4)*
You gain 4 <substat>.

Occurs at Fernswarthy's Tower.