Coal paperweight
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coal paperweight
This is a paperweight made out of a lump of coal hewn from the mines ruled by the ruthless Gnat King. It's very good at what it does -- which, considering what it does is be heavy and useless, isn't that impressive.
I mean, your mom's a champ at that.
Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
(In-game plural: coal paperweights)
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You stare at the paperweight, contemplating CRIMBCO's brief dominion over Crimbo. It makes you remember how blandly appealing their cookies were.
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