Community Service

Community Service is the Fall 2015 special challenge path, introduced on August 15, 2015. This path adds variant rules and restrictions to an ascension run. Its description in The Bureau of Reincarnation reads "The ultimate in real-life time savings. All Council Quests are replaced with single button-clicks!"

Divergences

• The council is out:

The door to the Council of Loathing building is locked, and a notice is posted about how they got kicked off the council for not doing their mandatory community service, which is apparently a thing. There's a list of community service opportunities posted as well.

• Instead you have to perform 11 acts of Community Service
  • Each act takes 60 adventures
  • Most acts you can speed up by boosting a specific stat

Community Service

Donate Blood for The Dead Cross (Bonus HP makes this faster.)	blood-drive sticker	The Loathing Dead Cross, which is definitely a real charitable organization and not an organized crime ring operated by ancient and powerful vampires, is collecting blood from civic-minded citizens who have blood to spare.
Feed The Children (But Not Too Much) for The World Hunger and Obesity Prevention Foundation (Bonus Muscle makes this faster.)	bag of grain	In a world simultaneously plagued by hunger and obesity, what can you do? According to this organization, you can feed the children sacks of grain that have been specially treated to remove all gluten and carbohydrates.
Build Playground Mazes for Habitrail for Humanity (Bonus Mysticality makes this faster.)	pocket maze	To stimulate the minds of Loathing's children, Habitrail For Humanity builds elaborate mazes for them to get lost in. The dumber kids don't make it out, so average test scores show a dramatic improvement!
Feed Conspirators for Meals Within Wheels (Bonus Moxie makes this faster.)	shady shades	When you're a master of intrigue, sometimes leaving your house is dangerous. But even the most dastardly of conspirators has to eat, and that's where you come in -- delivering tasty meals via shady deals.
Breed More Collies for Doctors Without Border Collies (High Familiar Weight makes this faster.)	squeaky toy rose	Tragedy has struck the border collie population of Loathing -- a libido-decreasing virus has run rampant throughout the entire species. It's up to you and your familiar to provide some encouragement!
Reduce Gazelle Population for Loathing Lions Club (Bonus Melee Damage makes this faster.)	weird gazelle steak	The Nearby Plains have way too many gazelles trotting around. What, do they think they own the place? The Lions have called upon every able-bodied citizen to help them thin the herd.
Make Sausage for The Jimmy Dean Fund (Bonus Spell Damage makes this faster.)	sausage without a cause	The Jimmy Dean fund provides sausage to the needy, and let's face it -- nobody is needier than a person without any sausage. Pitch in and help them cook and deliver it, would ya?
Be a Living Statue for The Salivation Army (Having Monsters Less Attracted To You makes this faster.) 5% less Combat Frequency = 3 less adventures	silver face paint	The Salivation Army provides critical relief to children born without the ability to salivate by delivering synthetic spit. But fake spit costs Meat, and somebody has to raise that Meat by standing extremely still in front of a grocery store.
Make Margaritas for The March of Limes (Bonus Item Drops and Booze Drops make this faster.)	emergency margarita	Did you know that every night, tens of thousands of Loathing citizens go to bed sober? The March of Dimes aims to reduce that number to zero by delivering margaritas to those in need.
Clean Steam Tunnels for Seaside Town Historical Preservation Society (Hot Protection makes this faster.) 1 point hot resistance = 1 less adventure	vintage smart drink	Did you know that Seaside Town has an elaborate network of steam tunnels underneath it? And did you know that those tunnels are filthy because of all of the raves kids had down there 10-15 years ago? Both are true, and it's up to you to make the second false.
Coil Wire for The Rudyard Kipling Foundation (There is no way to make this faster.)	a ten-percent bonus	Nobody knows why this is a thing. They only know that the wire isn't going to coil itself.
Final Service	??	Once you've served the community enough (11 times), serve it one last time by donating your body to science!

Strategy

• Lots of the rewards provide a one-adventure bonus to a stat. So you can use them to do another Community Service.