Community Service
You check the postings to see what community service options are available to you. (you have done X community services so far.)
| Donate Blood for The Dead Cross
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(Bonus HP makes this faster.)
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| The Loathing Dead Cross, which is definitely a real charitable organization and not an organized crime ring operated by ancient and powerful vampires, is collecting blood from civic-minded citizens who have blood to spare.
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Reward:  blood-drive sticker
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| Feed The Children (But Not Too Much) for The World Hunger and Obesity Prevention Foundation
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(Bonus Muscle makes this faster.)
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| In a world simultaneously plagued by hunger and obesity, what can you do? According to this organization, you can feed the children sacks of grain that have been specially treated to remove all gluten and carbohydrates.
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Reward:  bag of grain
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| Build Playground Mazes for Habitrail for Humanity
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(Bonus Mysticality makes this faster.)
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| To stimulate the minds of Loathing's children, Habitrail For Humanity builds elaborate mazes for them to get lost in. The dumber kids don't make it out, so average test scores show a dramatic improvement!
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Reward:  pocket maze
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| Feed Conspirators for Meals Within Wheels
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(Bonus Moxie makes this faster.)
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| When you're a master of intrigue, sometimes leaving your house is dangerous. But even the most dastardly of conspirators has to eat, and that's where you come in -- delivering tasty meals via shady deals.
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Reward:  shady shades
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| Breed More Collies for Doctors Without Border Collies
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(High Familiar Weight makes this faster.)
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| Tragedy has struck the border collie population of Loathing -- a libido-decreasing virus has run rampant throughout the entire species. It's up to you and your familiar to provide some encouragement!
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Reward:  squeaky toy rose
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| Reduce Gazelle Population for Loathing Lions Club
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(Bonus Melee Damage makes this faster.)
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| The Nearby Plains have way too many gazelles trotting around. What, do they think they own the place? The Lions have called upon every able-bodied citizen to help them thin the herd.
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Reward:  weird gazelle steak
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| Make Sausage for The Jimmy Dean Fund
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(Bonus Spell Damage makes this faster.)
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| The Jimmy Dean fund provides sausage to the needy, and let's face it -- nobody is needier than a person without any sausage. Pitch in and help them cook and deliver it, would ya?
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Reward:  sausage without a cause
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| Be a Living Statue for The Salivation Army
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(Having Monsters Less Attracted To You makes this faster.)
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| The Salivation Army provides critical relief to children born without the ability to salivate by delivering synthetic spit. But fake spit costs Meat, and somebody has to raise that Meat by standing extremey still in front of a grocery store.
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Reward:  silver face paint
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| Make Margaritas for The March of Limes
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(Bonus Item Dropsand Booze Drops makes this faster.)
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| Did you know that every night, tens of thousands of Loathing citizens go to bed sober? The March of Dimes aims to reduce that number to zero by delivering margaritas to those in need.
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Reward:  emergency margarita
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| Clean Steam Tunnels for Seaside Town Historical Preservation Society
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(Hot Protection makes this faster.)
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| Did you know that Seaside Town has an elaborate network of steam tunnels underneath it? And did you know that those tunnels are filthy because of all of the raves kids had down there 10-15 years ago? Both are true, and it's up to you to make the second false.
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Reward:  vintage smart drink
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| Coil Wire for The Rudyard Kipling Foundation
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(There is no way to make this faster.)
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| Nobody knows why this is a thing. They only know that the wire isn't going to coil itself.
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Reward:  a ten-percent bonus
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Final Service
| Once you've served the community enough (11 times), serve it one last time by donating your body to science!
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You Still Have Service To Give
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Occurs instead of The Council of Loathing during a Community Service special challenge path.
Notes
- X is the number of these services you've already done
- You Still Have Service To Give is disabled until you've done all 11.
- If you don't have enough adventures left:
- You don't have time to do that much community service.
