Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time
| Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 435 |
| Locations | The Spooky Fright Factory |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, tail, torso, wing |
| Drops | evil googly eye, spooky felt, spooky length of string, spooky stuffing, spooky toy wheel, spooky wooden block |
| Quest | spooky frank |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond TimeThis is one of the primeval, endlessly malevolent, fiendishly intelligent old gods from before time and space as we know it existed. Currently, it's employed making cookies for Linnea's Crimbo takeover. I guess it's a good way to pass the time between driving mortals mad with one peek at your frightful visage.
Hit Message(s):
It buffets you with its unearthly wings. Looks like it wants to live and let die. Happy Crimbo! Oof! Oof! Ouch! Eek!
It wraps a tentacle around your throat and squeezes until your eyes bug out. Happy Crimbo! Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh!
It gibbers madly at you. You feel your grip on sanity start to slip. Happy Crimbo! {{ouch{3}}
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It gibbers madly at you, but you gibber sanely back.
It tries to buffet you with its wings, but you remain unbuffeted.
It tries to grab you with a tentacle, but you're not having any of that funny business.
It tries to whip you with its tail, but you distract it with a tale.
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Occurs at The Spooky Fright Factory.
References
- The monster is a reference to the fictional god Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's horror stories, which has a similar squid-like head.
- Its unearthly wings want to live and let die -- much like the rock band Wings, who recorded the theme song to Live and Let Die.
