Crimbo pressie
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Crimbo Pressie
This is a present, given to you for Crimbo.
Type: usable
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded
Notes
Given out to every player in the Kingdom of Loathing on Christmas of 2003. When used it gave wrapping paper and fruitcake to the user, as well as a box. Wrapping paper was used to make Crimbo Duds, whilst the Fruitcake was one of the best foods in the game at the time. There is no way at all to acquire this item. It is commonly confused with the present, which can be bought at the mall.
==Usage Text== (kindly provided by BoozerBear)
"You excitedly tear open your Crimbo Pressie. You remove the wrapping paper, and open the box to reveal... A fruitcake. Dammit."
