Crimborg Nutrition Station
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Crimborg Nutrition Station was located in Crimbotown Not-Too-Distant-Future.
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"GREETINGS ADVENTURER. HO HO HO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO NOURISH YOUR PATHETIC ORGANIC BODY? HOLD STILL WHILE I INSERT THE NEURAL INTERFACE NEEDLE." You feel an uncomfortable sensation at the base of your skull, and suddenly the dank interior of the Crimborg Nutrition Station becomes a warm, comfortable, intimate elven restaurant. A fireplace in the corner provides heat and pleasing ambiance, while off-duty elves chat merrily to one another around you. You relax into a big comfy armchair and peruse the menu. |
Items Sold
| Dinner | |
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gumdrop chow mein (50 meat, 3 fullness) |
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candy cane pizza (75 meat, 4 fullness) |
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gingerbread stir-fry (100 meat, 5 fullness) |
| Cocktails | |
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eggnogtini (50 meat, 3 drunkenness) |
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candycaine (75 meat, 4 drunkenness) |
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braincracker sweet (100 meat, 5 drunkenness) |
Notes
- Like Chez Snootée or The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery, most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. Boozetafarians and Oxygenarians can't buy food, and Teetotalers and Oxygenarians can't buy booze.
- The food here is the same as that served in The Crimbo Cafe.
See Also
References
- The neural interface needle that is placed at the back of the neck, and the virtual reality that follows it, is a reference to the interface and virtual reality from the "Matrix" trilogy. Also, after consumption of each item, there is a mention of it tasting like chicken, which is also a reference to The Matrix.
