Crimbuccaneer privateer
| Crimbuccaneer privateer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2436 |
| Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War, The Embattled Factory |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | pirate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, torso, circuitry |
| Drops | 1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer privateerThis guy didn't even know there was a war going, he just heard there was a signing bonus.
Hit Message(s):
He violently turns out your pockets, looking for Meat. He doesn't find any, but he does deliver a painful wedgie. Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Oof!
He dances a jig while counting his money, and accidentally steps on your toe in the process. Oof! Oof! Oof! Ow! Eek!
He pulls out a knife he just bought and stabs you in the <arse> with it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Ugh!
He briefly stops attacking you to check your pockets for loose Meat.
He freezes for a few moments, as if something in his brain has short-circuited.
He would attack you, but they don't pay him enough for that.
He would attack you, but they don't pay him enough for that. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12 (?% chance)* |
Occurs at A Cafe Divided and The Armory Up In Arms.
