Crimbuccaneer vice-captain

Crimbuccaneer vice-captain
Monster ID	2408
Locations	Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while in Elf Guard Fatigues
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie + 85 (cap 10,000)
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle + 85 (cap 10,000)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	pirate
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	leg, arm, head, torso
Drops	1-2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12, Crimbuccaneer captain's purse, brown pirate pants
Manuel Entry
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You're fighting a Crimbuccaneer vice-captain

This is a hard drinking, chain smoking, high ranking pirate.

Hit Message(s):

He indulges one of his vices, which is stabbing you in the <face>. Ow! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Ugh! Ugh!

He pulls out a bottle of whiskey, drinks the whole thing, breaks the bottle, and slashes you across the <face> with it. Eek! Eek! Ouch! Eek! Oof!

He puts your <face> in a vice and tightens it. Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Ow! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He puts your <face> in a vice and tightens it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Oof! Ow! Ow! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He takes a break from attacking you to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes. It's incredible that he has survived to this advanced age.

He pulls out a bottle of whiskey, downs the whole thing, and forgets to attack you.

He puts your <face> in a vice, but the little twisty handle thing is too rusted for him to tighten it.

Fumble Message:

He puts your <face> in a vice, but the little twisty handle thing is too rusted for him to tighten it. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

You acquire 1−2 Crimbuccaneer pieces of 12

You acquire an item: Crimbuccaneer captain's purse (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: brown pirate pants (0.5% chance)*

Notes

The Crimbuccaneer captain's purse and brown pirate pants are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
Internally, both the Crimbuccaneer captain's purse and brown pirate pants have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.