Crusty hippy

He whips you in the eye with his crusty, nasty dreadlocks. Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)

He bangs on a set of bongo drums until you have a massive headache. Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)

He tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before he connects.

He bangs on his "bongo drums" until you accompany him on the "hippy-stabbing sword."

You acquire 5.5% chance pairs of filthy corduroys

You acquire 5.4% chance filthy knitted dread sacks

You acquire 29.5% chance sets of windchimes

You acquire 5.0% chance cans of reodorant

You gain 8 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hippy Camp.

References

• The description may be a reference to Terry Pratchett's Discworld series; a minor character in the series named Foul Ole Ron is a beggar whose stench has a personality of its own.